December 2010
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Holy Hipster Batman!
You know what really grinds my gears? Hipsters in Batman t-shirts. These fools know nothing. “LOL I SAW THE DARK KNIGHT HERPY DERPY DERP DERP” Maybe I’m being a little mean, but Batman is actually actually a total dick. A lovable dick of course, but a dick non the less. SO, before all you hipster prance around with your Batman swathed bodies and your cross-body himilian bags,...
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Disney boys in underwear? →
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Books out my ass.
There is absolutely no such thing has too many books. Too many books is only a good thing. That sounds incorrect… I have recently come into a large quantity of books.  The Last King of Scotland- Giles Foden The Grapes of Wrath- John Steinbeck Lolita- Vladimir Nabokov A Clockwork Orange- Anthony Burgess The Great Gatsby- F. Scott Fitzgerald I am so fucking excited to read all of them I...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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“To die will be an awfully big adventure”
– Aristotle
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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“Strange, isn’t it? Each man’s life touches so many other lives. When...”
Dec 24th
Talking To My Father
Me: I saw my friend today
Dad: Huh?
Me: You could at least pretend to care.
Mom: Its not a matter of caring honey, its a matter as to if he understood what you said.
Me: Dad, talking to you is like playing darts. You throw the dart and it hits the bull's eye, but sadly you didn't throw it hard enough so it flops to the ground. Then, no one believes that you ever got the bull's eye.
Dad: Did you say something?
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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Grades.
OH BOY OH BOY I GOT THREE B’S AND THREE A’S OH HAPPY DAY!!!!
Dec 24th
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Regarding Soul Mates
 As I sit here listening to Iron and Wine with my dog, on a cold rainy night with the glow of Christmas lights through my window,  I have come to a conclusion. 1) That was a run on sentence 2) The term “soul mate” has been misundersttod. The general populace views a soul mate as a lover. I disagree. A soul mate does not always mean a lover. A soul mate can be anyone that has touched...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Video Games
I am starting to realize that I am truly horrible at video games. At first, I thought it was just my friends making fun of me, but I don’t think its just playful teasing anymore. I am truly horrible. Its not because of my lack of hand-eye coordination (although, I’m sure that has something to do with it) its because video games are too unrealistic for me. The game Red Dead Redemption...
Dec 19th
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
“This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you...”
Dec 10th
Dec 10th
FINALS
Remember kids, FINALS= Fuck I  Never  Actually Learned Shit
Dec 9th
“Do all the good you can in all the ways you can to all the souls you can in...”
Dec 9th